Mock Orange Bikes Haikus, Installment 2

Haikus, Installment 2

Here are some more MOBer authored haikus. Thanks and keep them coming! This is great fun. The winner will be announced on April 15.

Where are my bike shoes
Where have I left my helmet
Is it in the car

The trail calls to me
The sun shines in my window
My bike is ready
-Guy

That wonderful hill.
Take my wheel, my turn to pull.
Exhilaration!

Damn that traffic jam.
Oh wait, I’m riding my bike,
Love that traffic jam!
-David

Buy an Orbea
It’s the best on the market
Win the criterium
-Duncan (works for Orbea)

Burning Acid Flows
Quads Scream Their Silent Laments
Speed Is Triumphant

Ever Moving ‘Round
Consistency Of Yin Yang
Essence Of Roadie

Gu Or Not To Gu
Carbohydrate Or Protein
Bonk Is The Question
-Wally

Spring is here! Let’s Ride
Heading to Mock Orange Bikes
Tires, Tubes, Tape, Food, Done!
-Mike

Guardian Of Mind
Powerless If Left Behind
Helmet less Buffoon

No More Training Wheels
Child Smiles In New Found Freedom
Father Wipes A Tear
-Wally